Marry Holidays!

Go ahead, fulfill your secret wish

“Father Christmas.” Father? Wikipedia explains that it’s the traditional English name for the personification of Christmas. Personification, hey? You really want it, don’t you? You want it in flesh. Short of making it come true, you pretend that it’s a father figure. Do you have daddy issues? I am not suggesting we discuss them here. I am just wondering if you aren’t attracted to Christmas in an unrealistic way. The entire holiday season is a kind of upper if you will. At least, for some people. I notice a bit of frenzy in your eyes. Were I able to read your mind, what would I discover beyond the usual holiday spirit?

”Unwrap me” is a popular line. I’ve seen it acted out in various shows and movies. You are a present, are you? You want someone to get you naked. Sex. That’s what holidays are really about in your animal subconscious. Admit it. The only question is do you have someone you wish to unwrap you and whether that someone is Father Christmas. ”Naughty and nice” goes well with this fantasy, doesn’t it? Why be nice when you can be naughty? Or, is it sex regardless? Maybe, sex if you are nice. Maybe, sex if you are naughty. Maybe, some of each.

Then there is Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, New Year’s, and other holidays. We could talk about religious bases for all of these events in this celebratory season, but that’s just smoke and mirrors. At the end of the day, some of you are hoping to bring that warm, fuzzy, comfortable, Godly feeling into bed (or, a location of your choice). I suppose Christmas and New Year’s take the cake in that regard, so to speak. New Year’s, being non-religious, is openly about greeting the next year with a bang.

Do you suppose it would be a magical relationship if you could just marry the season?

Happy Holidays to you and yours!

( Image by Sergey Bloom )

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