Swamp The Drain

Yeah, that’s more like it.

White House administration finally acknowledged a mistake in the slogan.

”We never intended to ’drain the swamp’ as media suggested. It was always about swamping the drain.”

Reporters confronted Kelyanne Conway pointing to numerous occasions when the administration used the ”incorrect” slogan on live television. To this, Ms. Conway replied with a simple:

”Never happened.”

The room erupted. In the midst of the hubbub, an obscure news source representative wondered out loud what the ”corrected” slogan is supposed to mean. The room went quiet in anticipation of a verbose answer.

None followed.

According to eyewitnesses, Ms. Conway gave everyone the middle finger and walked away.

Developing story…

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