“Sopranos” Is Back With A New Season Starring Donny And Manny According To Mathieu von Rohr

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‘Tis the season de misère.

It promises to be the most exciting one, yet. Two men at the top of two powerful nations shoveling dirt to “plant a tree” on the White House lawn, no less. And that’s just the beginning.

Mathieu von Rohr tweet about “Sopranos”

Before getting dangerously close to spoiling the series, let me just direct your attention to this photo of the spot taken mere days after the alleged “tree planting.”

The tree is gone. Photo by Yuri Gripas | via REUTERS

I can’t wait to find out whose dead body is in there.

The writers of the show are starting to fall down on the job, though. Why would any mafiosi in their right mind remove a tree from the burial site? It immediately arouses suspicions, which is the last thing you want to do. Admittedly, I am not in show business, so what do I know.

On the plus side, what better way to dispose of a body than by heads of state planting a sapling over it in plain sight during a presidential meeting. Brilliant.

If I were a betting man, I would put my money on Trump knocking off Macron at some point during this season. French seem to suffer from general gloom, which, in my opinion, makes them better suited for becoming victims on this show. Unless, of course, we all get trumped by a surprise that the writers might have waiting for us.

Oh, boy, am I overcome with excitement!


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